Me, in a nutshell.

February 26th, 2008 8:45 pm by Kelly Garbato

The first time I saw this commercial, I just had to laugh, because it is so me.

BACK OFF PEOPLE, I NEED ROOM TO THINK!!!111!!1

So me.

No, seriously.

It was just on the TV, which Shane was listening to in the background as he did the dishes. And he thought it was me hyperventilating in the office.

ZOMG, so me. Just older, and with a penis.

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Is it already that time again?

November 16th, 2007 5:50 pm by Kelly Garbato

I hear the Frost On Pumpkin Pie kicks ass.

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Ahem.

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I blame my mother.

October 26th, 2007 4:29 pm by Kelly Garbato

Men looking for casual sex are most likely to hit on girls called Kelly, according to a new survey.

Kelly topped a list of girls names that men reckoned were most up for sex with Tanya coming second, Debs or Debbie third, Becky fourth and Steph fifth.

Michelle, Tina, Lisa, Carly and Nicky also make the top ten of names boys think are most up for sex.

Well, what can I say? My father wanted to name me Gina.

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I feel dirty.

August 1st, 2006 1:52 pm by Kelly Garbato

The other night, during a fit of anal obsessiveness, I decided to italicize the captions on all of the pictures in my baby photo sets. Don’t ask me why. I’m mysterious like that.

As I was flipping through the sets, a pattern began to emerge: the pictures with the most views are, as a general rule, tagged with the keyword “diapers.” And “buttocks.” And “jugs.” You get the idea.

Now, the popularity of naughty body parts is certainly understandable. But…diapers? On buhbies? On baby Kelly?

Blecht.

I feel so dirty.

Originally posted @ www.kellygarbato.com/blog/2006-08-01/
Filed under: Your Featherhead — Kelly @ August 1, 2006 1:52 pm

Vegan Donuts & Vacation Pics

July 26th, 2006 9:29 pm by Kelly Garbato

OK, so I’ve been back from vacation for a few weeks. In my defense, my sister managed to infect me with her germies right before I left, and so I’ve spent most of the past two weeks in bed or, during my more lucid moments, doing mindless dreg work on the ‘puter. Hence my general lack of posting, yada yada yada.

Anyway, I bring you vacation pics (including some of – drool! – vegan donuts) with the usual caveat. Flickr sucks re: their sizing options (or, perhaps more accurately, my blog sucks re: column width and general layout), so the largest I can go without knocking everything outta whack is 250 pixels wide.* Which is way small. So in the unlikely event that you’re one of those sickos who actually likes sitting through other people’s vacation slideshows, hop on over to Flickr and check out my Road Trippin’ ’06 set.

First up – THOSE VEGAN DONUTS from Ronald’s Donuts in Las Vegas:

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Yes, yes, I know – one of the donuts does have a huge hunk missing. It’s in my belly. Well, technically, I guess they all ended up in my belly, but that half was ingested in the seconds before I snapped the pic. You see, I was so excited by the presence of VEGAN DONUTS that I wolfed half of ‘em down before I even thought to take a picture.

Luckily, we bought a second batch before our departure:

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Have you ever seen anything so beautiful? It brings a tear. (Guess you’ve gotta be a veg*n to understand.)

Sadly, the donuts didn’t fare too well on the plane ride back. I still ate ‘em, though. Hey, it’s hard to completely annihilate such sweetness.

Interestingly, Grist ran a story on green/veggie food options in Sin City not long after we returned to Kansas. It wasn’t a huge kick in the arse – having spent an afternoon researching vegan eateries on Happy Cow before the trip, I was well-versed on all the guilt-free options available in Vegas – but it was fun to note which of the featured businesses we had hit up during our weeklong stay. We went grocery shopping at the new Whole Foods mentioned in the article, and ordered lunch from Rainbow’s End Natural Foods & Café. It isn’t nearly the dealio as is Ron’s Donuts (c’mon, what trumps VEGAN DONUTS!?), but it definitely rocks the strip. Certainly, Vegas is unexpectedly welcoming to veg*ns – just don’t go there during the summer months. Trust me.

And DO stop by Ronald’s, at least once. Screw the diet, it’s worth it.

While in Vegas, we also…

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