Smite Me! » the sex files http://www.smiteme.net Heathen. Vegan. Feminist. Wed, 08 Feb 2012 11:00:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 2006-2008 webmaster@smiteme.net (Smite Me!) webmaster@smiteme.net (Smite Me!) 1440 http://www.smiteme.net/wp-content/plugins/podpress/images/powered_by_podpress.jpg Smite Me! http://www.smiteme.net 144 144 (it's an exercise in futility.) Smite Me! Smite Me! webmaster@smiteme.net no no “Condoms, Rose. Condoms!” http://www.smiteme.net/2009/02/16/condoms-rose-condoms/ http://www.smiteme.net/2009/02/16/condoms-rose-condoms/#comments Mon, 16 Feb 2009 23:54:24 +0000 Kelly Garbato http://www.smiteme.net/?p=3165 In honor of National Condom Week, Planned Parenthood put together a playlist of their favorite pro-condom videos on You Tube. As one is a Golden Girls skit (love those broads!), naturally I had to watch.

Which, of course, led to one click through after another.

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choreplay

When a woman is turned on by the sight of her husband/boyfriend/partner doing regular household chores, that she would normally be doing.

“Last night, it was all about choreplay. I was all ‘OH YEAH, fold that laundry. Oh yes, just like that! In half and, then in half again. OHHH’”

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]]> http://www.smiteme.net/2008/01/29/cough-shane-cough/feed/ 0 …and the good citizens of Kansas can sleep easy tonight… http://www.smiteme.net/2007/09/26/and-the-good-citizens-of-kansas-can-sleep-easy-tonight/ http://www.smiteme.net/2007/09/26/and-the-good-citizens-of-kansas-can-sleep-easy-tonight/#comments Wed, 26 Sep 2007 05:29:13 +0000 Kelly Garbato http://www.kellygarbato.com/2007-09-26/ for all the porn-peddling perverts in Johnson County have been tarred, feathered, and indicted:

A grand jury has accused three Johnson County businesses of promoting obscenity, according to indictments handed down late Tuesday.

Even though the grand jury was convened in Johnson County District Court to investigate obscenity, the latest indictments are the first that actually deal with the subject.

Each of the three businesses was indicted on multiple counts, all misdemeanors.

According to court documents:

• Spirit Halloween, 6824 W. 119th St. in Overland Park, displayed adult costumes where minors could view them.

• Hollywood at Home, 9063 Metcalf Avenue in Overland Park, “unlawfully and knowingly or recklessly” possessed and intended to sell obscene DVDs.

• Priscilla’s, 1848 East Santa Fe St. in Olathe, possessed and intended to sell various obscene devices and an obscene DVD.

The indictments are based on findings from Aug. 22 to Sept. 17.

Employees at each business declined to comment on the indictments Tuesday night.

Which apparently makes the Kansas City Star so giddy that they just had to send me an email alert with all the latest:

BREAKING NEWS ALERT: JoCo grand jury hands down obscenity indictments

A grand jury has accused three Johnson County businesses of promoting obscenity, according to indictments handed down late Tuesday.

The Star is covering the story and gathering more information. Click on the headline at top to read the most current and complete coverage from the largest, most-trusted news staff in Kansas City.

Oy.

In other mind-boggling news, atheists are just like Klansmen! Guess I’d better go shave my head, then.

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