If you’re ever in Tucson and fixin’ to kill a man…
July 27th, 2008 8:56 pm by Kelly Garbato
They got Special Deals on Quality AK-47′s, yo.
I can’t even begin to describe what a mindfuck it is for a pacifist like moi to see her surname plastered across a gun shop storefront. And it’s doubly disconcerting when your last name is so uncommon that yours might very well be the only family in all of America to share it.
I mean, my uncle could just as easily have named the store “Phil’s Metallic Phallus Emporium,” but no.
At least, I’m assuming this is my uncle’s place. Website found via the Google, which is one clue as to the closeness of Garbato familial relationships.
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Tagged: gunz tucson arizona your featherhead pacifism
July 28th, 2008 at 1:39 am
And we may just be a-fixin’ to. Granted, it’s my fiancee who’s more experienced in shooting the more powerful handguns… in her defense, it was mostly to fend off wildlife and hominids at a pace of 500 yards or more.
July 28th, 2008 at 10:42 pm
I hear AK-47′s are great for self-defense. Hey, maybe you can even find one in pink for ur ladee!
July 28th, 2008 at 11:19 pm
I would, except my lady abhors said color.
July 29th, 2008 at 9:19 am
Are you sure she’s a chick? If you believe the ad execs, everyone with a vagina lurves pink!
(Totally kidding btw.)
July 29th, 2008 at 8:34 pm
You mean like this:
http://thatotherpaper.com/blog/kristin_hillery/get_your_glam_gun
According to ad execs, guys love pink polo shirts with popped collars and aviator glasses, as well. Given that, I’m not sure how much of a man I really am.
July 29th, 2008 at 9:42 pm
zomg Hello Kitteh!
I’m sorry, what were you saying? I was distracted by all the pink glitter-n-bows!
btw, Shane has a pink polo shirt. He calls it “salmon” though.