i can has soya ice creem now?

March 31st, 2008 5:04 pm by Kelly Garbato

So I’m back, mostly at least. The surgery went well; the laughing gas and sedatives knocked me on my arse more than anything else. The whole first day I couldn’t keep much of anything down, not even liquids and Vicodin, and so I spent all of Thursday alternating between napping and puking. (A stomach empty save for Dr. Pepper makes for surprisingly interesting vomit. No, for reals.) By Friday my back was seized up from laying around, but I was too dazed to do much of anything else. Same for Saturday. Yesterday I was restless enough that I dragged my but into the office and slogged through my email. Not fun, but at least I got to sit upright for a bit. Yoga felt soooo goood this morning, I almost did it twice.

All in all, the whole experience was not as fun as I’d hoped. I’d had grandiose visions of spending a weekend catching up on Netflix movies, reading a book or two, and just generally milking the sympathy. Not so much. And the caffeine withdrawal (there was a 36 hour stretch where I couldn’t eat *at all*) sure didn’t help matters.

Aside from the four gaping holes in my mouth, I’m good. Good enough to make some lolz, anyways. Here’s a Kaylee series, after she had six teeth removed last March. Her old “owners” sucked ass, but the only thing we can do about that now is love on her and laugh about it as best we can. And edumakate others. So, take your animals to the vet, people, otherwise this is what happens.

lol kaylee - mai teef!

lol kaylee - finders keepers

lol kaylee - post-ops

Such a sweet face, even with those crazy teefs!

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Upton Sinclair, he ain’t. (Update on Adel Abdessemed’s “Don’t Trust Me”)

March 30th, 2008 7:12 pm by Kelly Garbato

FYI: SFAI has apparently canceled the exhibit; according to this article, “a public forum [SFAI] had scheduled to address the controversy” has been nixed as well. I’m assuming that it’s the same forum IDA is referring to in this alert; I don’t think it was canceled until Saturday or Sunday, after the alert was released. Either way, I’m crossposting it as an update. (Sorry for the delay, I still haven’t quite recovered from Thursday’s dental surgery.)

The SF Chronicle article also provides some additional info about Abdessemed and the exhibit:

Art Institute officials said Saturday that Abdessemed had shot the videos at a farm in rural Mexico that routinely slaughters animals in the way he depicted. They said the videos were part of a social critique. “One of the things this exhibition was pointing to was the difference in production of food resources between industrialized production in the U.S. and in poorer countries,” said Bratton.

But the exhibition was a far cry from straightforward exposes like Upton Sinclair’s classic muckraking book, “The Jungle,” or the Humane Society’s video footage.

The show did not mention that the videos were shot in Mexico or provide any historical context. Other parts of the exhibition included large neon sculptures and a video of Abdessemed hanging upside down from a helicopter while creating a drawing based on a 19th century French painting.

“Those killings were done gratuitously, not like someone documenting a slaughterhouse,” Katz said. “It sends a terrible message to Art Institute students that it’s OK to go out and do similar things.”

So I still don’t buy this bullshit about “Don’t Trust Me’s” grand social goals. If Abdessemed wanted to draw attention to animal cruelty, he would have provided some contextual info. A half dozen animals, bludgeoned to death against a quaint brick background, played on a loop with no commentary, is a snuff film. These deaths were staged for the camera, in stark contrast to the thousands upon thousands of undercover videos taken by animal rights advocates over the past few decades. If you want to draw attention to animal cruelty, you use existing footage. If it’s not purty enough for you, rework it. But if you go stage a few cases of animal abuse specifically for your exhibit, you’re an animal abuser, not some kind of visionary.

(You can read the previous alert here.)

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From: In Defense of Animals – takeaction [at] idausa.org
Date: Fri, Mar 28, 2008 at 1:14 PM
Subject: In Defense of Animals Denounces Snuff Video at Art Exhibition

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

In Defense of Animals Denounces Snuff Video at Art Exhibition

Animal Protection Organization calls for public to attend Monday’s SFAI Forum

San Francisco, Calif. – Following an overwhelming public response to an action alert from In Defense of Animals (IDA), the San Francisco Art Institute (SFAI) has suspended the Adel Abdessemed exhibition of animal torture videos entitled, “Don’t Trust Me.” IDA’s President Elliot M. Katz characterized the exhibit, depicting the bludgeoning deaths of tethered animals, as a snuff video.

IDA and its members will also speak up at SFAI’s public forum, scheduled for Monday at noon, and IDA is encouraging the public to attend and speak.

What: Public forum to discuss this exhibit
When: Monday, March 31st, Noon
Where: San Francisco Art Institute Main Campus (in the lecture hall), 800 Chestnut Street, San Francisco

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dental xtractshons, not sew funnah wen it be hapen 2 u.

March 26th, 2008 5:54 pm by Kelly Garbato

loldogs, cute puppy pictures, dentist, I Has a Hotdog

After 15 years (15 years! that’s, like, half my life!) of pissing and moaning, I’m finally getting my wisdom teeth yanked out tomorrow. I have no idea how long I’ll be out of commission, but Monday sounds about right. Of course, I’m probably just being a big whiny tittybaby.

Either way, I’ll see ya when I see ya.

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The “Art” of Animal Cruelty

March 26th, 2008 10:12 am by Kelly Garbato

UPDATE, 3/29/08:

Nonstarvingartists.com has a description of the exhibit here, as well as an editorial about the whole “killing-animals-for-art” phenomenon here.

I crossposted this over on easyVegan.info, where there’s now a comment thread. Despite Sue’s protestations, I still believe that all the info included in this alert is accurate, though the photo I found on Flickr may be of another exhibit, since it doesn’t quite match the stills at nonstarvingartists.com.

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Note to those who carelessly toss out some variation of the complaint that “animals are treated better than people” (usually taking the form of a lamentation that ‘x’ minority group is treated worse even than mere animals; e.g., “women are treated worse than animals” or “dogs are treated better than women!”): Does this mean that I can, say, fillet a baby and get away with my crime, just so long as I videotape it and call it “art”? No? Then STFU.

And for Chrissakes, it’s not as though Abdessemed has to go out and slaughter another six animals to make such an exhibit; animal abuse is everywhere. She could have aired any six of the hundreds (thousands?) of undercover investigations conducted by animal activists. How is exhibiting something you can find on YouTube with distressing frequency “innovative” or “art”, even? Yawn. She’s not an artist, she’s a sadist.

———- Forwarded message ———-
From: In Defense of Animals – takeaction [at] idausa.org
Date: Tue, Mar 25, 2008 at 1:27 PM
Subject: Tell San Francisco Art Institute to remove snuff video exhibit from gallery

The “Art” of Animal Cruelty

Tell San Francisco Art Institute to remove snuff video exhibit from gallery

Walk into the Walter and McBean Galleries in San Francisco’s posh Russian Hill neighborhood, and you may be shocked to see what passes for contemporary “art” these days. Six televisions display video images of six different animals — a doe, a goat, a horse, an ox, a pig, and a sheep — being bludgeoned to death with a large sledgehammer by “artist” Adel Abdessemed of Paris. Entitled “Don’t Trust Me,” this sick exhibit is Abdessemed’s and the Institute’s self-serving attempt to pass off the brutal abuse and killing of animals as legitimate artistic creation.

What such “artists” and their patrons overlook is that animals are living beings who feel and suffer just like we humans — and we are no more justified in taking their lives at will than we have the right to kill another person. Such abuse of animals may elicit horror and disgust in viewers, but that does not qualify it as art. Far from it — in fact, “Don’t Trust Me” represents the very worst impulses of the human imagination.

It takes no artistic talent or ability to kill animals, and Abdessemed should have never been given a venue for his sickening “work” in the first place. To their great discredit, the San Francisco Art Institute agreed to sponsor this exhibit, lending it an air of credibility, but what makes matters worse are the obscene rationalizations this venerable institution of learning and culture offers in defense of the sleazy snuff films. These include pedantic claims that such killings “regularly take place…in the real world, on a regular basis,” and that the installation “(makes) typical moral and cultural constraints seem beside the point.”

Such statements betray not only a lack of compassion and basic human decency, but also a fundamental confusion of true artistic creation with the destruction of life. Abdessemed’s work is of no artistic value, and rather than raise people’s consciousness about the cruelties committed against animals every day, it will encourage them to accept animal abuse as a way of gaining attention and notoriety.

To call someone who murders animals an “artist” is an insult to every real artist who refuses to rely on violence and shallow, sensationalistic gimmicks to express his or her vision. While the work of such murderers will surely not endure, their antics may encourage and incite others to torture and kill animals, so it is crucial that people of conscience voice our outrage over this monstrous display of cruelty.

Please Take Action to urge the San Francisco Art Institute to remove Abdessemed’s disgusting exhibit immediately, and implement a policy explicitly prohibiting exhibits for which animals were exploited or killed.

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Blogging for Emergency Contraception

March 25th, 2008 6:04 pm by Kelly Garbato

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The Back Up Your Birth Contol Campaign is continuing to spread the word about Emergency Contraception (EC), the safe and effective method of backing up birth control.

The 2008 Day of Action is March 25th; Help get the word out about EC!

Across the nation over a hundred women’s health and medical organizations, students and individuals are gearing up for the seventh annual Back Up Your Birth Control Day of Action this year on Tuesday, March 25, 2008.

Seventh annual? Where the hell have I been?!

Ways YOU Can Get Involved…

Spread the Word about Unequal Access in the “Dual Label” EC Environment
Check out our talking points you can use when telling others about why issues around EC are still important.

Take the EC Campus Challenge!
Spread the word about EC on your campus in a fun and creative way. (And maybe even win a great prize in the process!)

Write an Op-Ed!
Use this sample op-ed to spread the word about how unequal access remains a problem for many women.

EC 101: Back to the Basics
Check out our new and improved toolkit with EC activities to engage your volunteers, suggested policy and advocacy activities and much more!

Ideas for Health Care Providers and Pharmacists
Suggestions for EC outreach and education for providers and pharmacists

Become a Co-Sponsor!
Add your organization’s name to the list of Co-Sponsors who support the campaign

I’ve written about EC and PharmaNazis before; my take on the conscience clause boils down to “don’t want to dispense pills? then find another profession.” It’s pretty simple. If we allow pharmacists to opt out of filling prescriptions that don’t gel with their religious beliefs, the logical conclusion is a theocracy in which godbags won’t give AIDS patients their drugs because god hates fags, and to interfere with his punishment of their deviant lifestyles would be blasphemous. Hey, as a vegan, I don’t want to handle animal corpses; you don’t see me seeking employment as a cook or server in an omni restaurant and then refusing to handle anything made with animal ingredients. That would be…dumb, no?

But this year’s theme isn’t necessarily about fighting the pill counters for your legally prescribed meds; rather, it’s about the skyrocketing price of contraception in general and EC in particular.

The long-term answer, of course, is state and federal funds for contraception or, better yet, some national health care. In the meantime, there are some nice folks who can help you find low-cost EC:

To find an EC provider near you, many of whom can help you access low-cost or even free EC, call the toll-free, confidential, 24 Hour Emergency Contraception Hotline:

1-888-NOT-2-LATE
(English)

1-866-EN-TRES-DIAS
(Spanish)

Don’t end up like this woman.

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“The press loves McCain. We’re his base.”

March 25th, 2008 10:25 am by Kelly Garbato

I was just about to post a link to Media Matters’ latest news roundup on the MSM’s coverage fellating of John McCain, when I stumbled upon the latest gem from Lou Dobbs and was understandably distracted.

(The column, in case you’re interested, in summarized thusly: “John McCain should be having a very bad week. Fortunately for him, McCain’s unofficial surrogates — also known as “reporters” — have leaped to his defense on a range of topics.” Topics include taxes, foreign policy and godbags John Hagee and Rod Parsley. You can read the whole sorry news roundup here. Mehopes that’s a permanent link, but who knows. Note to Media Matters: puh-leaze link to your columns in your emails.)

Luckily, another email arrived in my inbox to pull me back toward my original mission, ie., disparaging John McCain. Enter Free Ride: John McCain and the Media. So free is his ride that Media Matters has already published an entire. fucking. book. detailing the freedom of said ride, formerly known as The Straight Talk Express. (Now more like I Will Suck Off Karl Rove for a Shot at the Presidency.)

So go, read, watch, share. Unless you want to suffer through another four years of dubya.

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Al Sharpton and the NAACP: Bravely standing up for the rights of gang rapists.

March 25th, 2008 10:06 am by Kelly Garbato

Via the Curvature:

Do you remember the Dunbar Village rape case? I’m not sure how you could forget; this is the case where a woman was gang raped by 10 men in her own home for over three hours, forced to have sex with her own 12-year-old son and survived an attempt to light both of them on fire. In an update that is a couple of weeks old but I’m just hearing from now via Document the Silence, Al Sharpton and the NAACP are taking to the streets to defend the four arrested rapists. This is despite conclusive DNA evidence and apparent photographic evidence that the rapists took on their cell phones during the attack.

Please, please, please read the call to action from Rev. Dr. Renita J. Weems, which is pasted in full after the jump. Please take time to undertake the requested actions and to pass this story along.

I really have nothing to add to what Cara said, and even if I did, I’m fucking dumbfounded and speechless at the moment. Clearly, I don’t think any gang rapists should be let out on bail, white, black or brown. Anyone who cares a whit about the rights of the victims would agree. So, when faced with a disparity in the treatment of white and black rapists, wouldn’t the correct – hell, moral – response be to petition the judge to revoke the white rapists’ bail instead of calling for the release of the black rapists? Particularly when the victims in the latter case are people of color as well?

Common sense, people. Christ on a stick. Or FSM on a plate. Pick your flavor.

*head desk*

Action alert after the jump.

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Oh, and James Carville is a massive douchewad, too.

March 25th, 2008 9:43 am by Kelly Garbato

Ragin’ Cajun’ my ass. More like raging idiot.

“An act of betrayal…Mr. Richardson’s endorsement came right around the anniversary of the day when Judas sold out for 30 pieces of silver, so I think the timing is appropriate, if ironic.”

I was not aware that one had to sell his or her soul to land a job with the Clintons.

Blecht. I’m not crazy about Obama or Clinton, but Clinton’s camp is making an Obama ticket look more and more like the lesser of two evils disappointing choices.

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In other news, Lou Dobbs calls for all the brown lolcat pix to be deported to .mx domains.

March 25th, 2008 9:30 am by Kelly Garbato

Via Media Matters:

Dobbs asked if Obama is “pandering to ethnocentric special interests again” by accepting Richardson’s endorsement

On the March 21 edition of CNN’s Lou Dobbs Tonight, host Lou Dobbs introduced his program by announcing: “Tonight, Senator [Barack] Obama wins the endorsement of the nation’s only Hispanic governor, Bill Richardson. Is Obama pandering to ethnocentric special interests again? We’ll have complete coverage.” The subsequent report by Capitol Hill reporter Jessica Yellin did not include a discussion of whether Obama is “pandering to ethnocentric special interests.”

Later, during a panel discussion with Washington Post New York bureau chief Keith Richburg, New York Daily News columnist Michael Goodwin, and Democratic superdelegate Robert Zimmerman, Dobbs asked: “Are each endorsement, are we going to hear, as white Americans, as black Americans, as Hispanic-Americans, I mean, is this going to be part of what is the group and identity party in this country? Are — is that not — is it just — I mean, just tell me, is there some sense that the Democratic Party is being overwhelmed by its own sense of group and identity politics here?”

Yellin’s report also aired during the 4 p.m. and 6 p.m. ET hours of the same day’s edition of CNN’s The Situation Room; in neither instance did guest host John King introduce or tease the segment by asking whether Obama was “pandering to ethnocentric special interests.”

Shane observes: “I find it ironic, that he rails about ‘identity politics’ but his whole show is about identity politics, ‘middle class’ and ‘Americans’”.

That’s probably because he’s a racist, xenophobic nationalist.

Just sayin’.

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This is What a Feminist Looks Like

March 25th, 2008 9:12 am by Kelly Garbato

How could you not want join a club that accepted the likes of Larry David!?

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