No, no and no.

February 22nd, 2008 7:55 pm by Kelly Garbato

Keira Knightley As Guinevere

Pagan bitch is not amused.

I get mail! (It’s about time, trolls. Ahem, ahem.)

padraic kelly wrote:
Hello Kelly
I would like to talk to you about God, i was an atheist too, an angry atheist, a very disappointed atheist but i wanted to believe that there is a God, i wanted to believe that i am immortal and that when i die i will go somewhere. Can i ask you why you are anti-theist? Are you open to belief in God? can i ask you that if you had a choice would you want to go to heaven? Did the idea of eternal life ever appeal to you!!!
padraic

Clearly dude is cold-calling; if he read my blog at all, he’d pass on the proselytizing and skip right to the curses of hellfire and damnation.

By the by, heaven sounds like a mighty shitty reward for following a series of inconsistent and tediously demanding rules. 70 virgins? Flying S. Monster, give me 70 call boys any day! Eternal life? Who the fuck wants that! My estimated 85+ years (good genes, baby) already seems like too damn much.

Bah, I guess that was Mr. Rosary’s long answer.

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3 Responses to “No, no and no.”

  1. padraic Says:

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
    Yea Thanks for asking my permission before putting my personal email up for public view, you wouldn’t do that to a dog! I did look at your site, i admire some of your atitudes, (Slinky babe and 6 cops was sick and i totally agree with you, you said also that people usually always abuse power and i agree) i love dogs too, used to have one called Shane! when i was a kid i used to sleep on his neck under the kitchen table, he was a really quiet, calm and placid Border Collie, last dog was called Rocky! What is “Cold calling”, it aint an Irish term anyway. On a serious note my email was genuine, I love God and look forward to ETERNITY! You’ll be lucky to get 85 years, but after that you will have ETERNITY. BLISS i hope. I am not a “Fire and brimstone” merchant, my site is quite the opposite.
    *** bless you,
    padraic
    thanks for calling me Mr Rosary, it warms my heart!

  2. Kelly Says:

    And thank *you* for the unsolicited proselytizing! Atheists love being condescended to by strangers.

  3. padraic Says:

    My apologies, you do state you are an anti-theist on your website, i say i am a catholic on my website so i get email from people slagging my beliefs, i don’t slag anyone, and i aint condescending.
    Bless you,
    padraic
    To me Atheism is a very important question so i like to discuss with people who have opposite view.

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