Friday Veggie Vlogging: What’s Your Cut?

February 29th, 2008 12:55 pm by Kelly Garbato

The bloggers at PETA2 want to know what your favorite AR song is.

I chose The Sexual Politics of Meat by Consolidated – that would be the second segment on this vid:

What’s Your Cut? by the Barks is pretty mofo awesome too.

So, what’s your cut, veg*ns?

(Crossposted from.)

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Stop, Wolf, you’re killing me!

February 28th, 2008 9:59 am by Kelly Garbato

Overheard yesterday, on The Situation Room:

BLITZER: You were quoted in “The Washington Post” as saying this on Monday. You said, “The media does not like the Clintons for whatever reason. Maybe some of it’s the Clintons’ fault, but the media does not like the Clintons.”

Has she gotten a bum rap, unfair treatment, compared to Barack Obama, over the past several months?

RENDELL: Wolf, there’s absolutely no question about that. I don’t know if you saw “Saturday Night Live.” It’s become a national joke.

In fact, one of your — I think — no, it was MSNBC’s reporter who was covering Obama. He said, in referring to one of the senator’s speeches, he said, you know, hearing this speech, it’s hard not to get involved and be partisan. And then I think Brian Williams congratulated him on having the guts to say that.

Well, I don’t know what journalism class he went to, but I have always been told that it’s important for journalists, for reporters, to give the news straight and not to be influenced and not to be partisan. I don’t think the senator has had a fair shake from the get-go, and I think Senator Obama, who’s a terrific guy, who if he’s the nominee, I will support with every ounce of energy I have, but he’s basically been given a free ride.

Do you remember The Times story about a month ago about Senator Obama being pro-nuclear energy, and not only that, but changing a position in response to a big power company who later went on to become among his biggest contributors? Well, how many of the young Obama supporters out there at these rallies do you believe, Wolf, know that he’s pro-nuclear?

BLITZER: Probably not a whole lot.

RENDELL: I would say probably not one.

BLITZER: All right. Well…

RENDELL: And why didn’t that story have legs? Why didn’t CNN, why didn’t MSNBC, why didn’t other newspapers report it?

BLITZER: Well, we did report it. But you know, we can’t report the same stories every single day.

RENDELL: Oh, a teensy…

BLITZER: But let me talk about Pennsylvania for a moment, because we don’t have a lot of time.

Bwahahahaha!

Oh, that is so rich.

Because, like, I don’t have to suffer through the same fucking reports for an entire week before CNN rotates to new content. And I don’t even mean to suggest that they harp on the same topic – hells no. I mean to say that they replay the exact. same. segment. over. and. over. And that goes for CNN as well as CNN Headline News. Fuck, the two channels even recycle their stories between one another.

Try again, Wolf. 48 hours a day between the two CNN channels, and you arses fill it with maybe 12 hours of original content. And most of that is utter nonsense, anywhos.

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The Birth Pangs of Truthiness (A Book Review)

February 28th, 2008 9:40 am by Kelly Garbato

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Ralphie dreams of The Areola Emporium ™.

Wigfield: Great satire of small-town America or The Greatest Satire of Small-Town America?

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Little girls should neither be seen nor heard.

February 28th, 2008 9:36 am by Kelly Garbato

So says the Mt. Carmel Tennis Club, in Sunbury, Australia:

9-year-old Lauryn Edwards has been banned from her tennis club for grunting. An opposing player complained about Edwards’s grunts, and she was then banned. Edwards looks up to Russian star player Maria Sharapova, whose grunts have caused controversy.

Edwards, who has been playing tennis since she was 4, said: “It feels natural to do my noise. I’m not faking it. It makes me play better. When I don’t do it, I don’t play my best tennis. And now people have told me I can’t play if I do it.”

The tennis club told her father, Duncan, that if he guaranteed she’d stop grunting, she would be allowed back on the court. His reply was, What do they want me to do? Put Band-Aids over her mouth? They made her cry on the court when they told her.”

To which I say:

Fucking wankers.

This kid is just the picture of awesomeness:

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Love her!

Grunt on, Lauryn, grunt on.

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Elizabeth Cohen hates children (!)

February 27th, 2008 8:30 pm by Kelly Garbato

Elizabeth Cohen

Any parent will tell you that children are big time disease vectors. They get other people sick.

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Bob Onder hates women.

February 27th, 2008 5:32 pm by Kelly Garbato

Running subtitle: Bob Onder: the new Matt Blunt?

Women, take note: resident white dude Bob Onder, State Representative of Missouri (R-Lake St. Louis) hates you and your lady bits. His endorsements from Missouri Right to Life and Concerned Women for America are well-earned, what with sponsorship of misogynist legislation like HB 1831.

Via Planned Parenthood,

HB1831 would:

* Violate the first amendment right of free speech and create the crime of “coercing an abortion” if, for example:
o The husband files, attempts to file, or threatens to file for divorce
o A husband, partner or family member withdraws, attempts to withdraw or threatens to withdraw financial support from or on behalf of the woman
o A husband, partner or family member changes, attempts to change, or threatens to change the woman’s existing housing or residence

* Allow the charge of coercion to stand even if the woman did not actually seek the abortion, or was not in fact pregnant in the first place!

* Make physicians – or anyone assisting them – criminals for helping women obtain an abortion “with knowledge” that the woman has been “coerced” under this new, overly broad definition of ‘coercion’ even if the woman has freely consented and believes this is the best decision for herself based upon her circumstances.

* Require new and burdensome requirements in the ‘informed consent’ process—not necessary for health or safety reasons.

* Require posting of signs in clinics that carry false promises of state-backed assistance in carrying a child to term and caring for that dependent child once born.

* Require providers to offer and provide a risky experimental anesthesia to certain women.

Cara at The Curvature picked this bill apart (along with similar KS legislation), so I’ll just send you there for an analysis.

And, if you are unlucky enough to live in Missouri (like moi), you can take action here.

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Book Review: The World Without Us by Alan Weisman (2007)

February 27th, 2008 9:13 am by Kelly Garbato

Another review, this time of some leisure reading gifted to me for FSMas by my Mom: The World Without Us by Alan Weisman (2007). Amazon review here, LT review here.

Enjoy!

The World Without Us

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Me, in a nutshell.

February 26th, 2008 8:45 pm by Kelly Garbato

The first time I saw this commercial, I just had to laugh, because it is so me.

BACK OFF PEOPLE, I NEED ROOM TO THINK!!!111!!1

So me.

No, seriously.

It was just on the TV, which Shane was listening to in the background as he did the dishes. And he thought it was me hyperventilating in the office.

ZOMG, so me. Just older, and with a penis.

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What, no Clay Aiken?

February 25th, 2008 9:56 pm by Kelly Garbato

This is seriously f*cking awesome.

I hate to say it, but Sarah, I think you got spanked.

Oh, and if this were a just world, Ben would have been topless. Jimmy, not so much. Beefcake!

(Via.)

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Slurp, slurp, slurp.

February 25th, 2008 10:48 am by Kelly Garbato

Happy Monday.

(Maximize your browser for the ultimate awwwww factor.)

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