Yesterday, Melissa at Shakesville pointed out the absurdity of a supposedly small-government libertarian (*cough* Ron Paul *cough*) agitating for a federally led invasion of teh wimmin’s wombs, and the Ron Paul trolls showed up in full force. Hilarious references to the Bat-signal ensued.

The Ron Paul cult is so (ob)noxious, even the otherwise oblivious dolts at CNN have smelt their fumes:

CAFFERTY: Well, and the source of the money is, to me, what’s interesting. He got it from 35,000 small — comparatively small — contributors. Every time Ron Paul’s name has come up on THE SITUATION ROOM over the last five or six months, there is an organized cadre of his devotees out there that flood the e-mail servers in THE SITUATION ROOM with supportive e-mails. Today I said something on one of the earlier hours about this fundraising thing and once again this huge outpouring of support.

People, please. Listen, and listen carefully. If your primary issue is the war on terra, there exists a candidate who will bring the troops home, while not trampling on their bodily integrity, punishing them for their sexuality, or berating them for waging a secular-liberal-atheist War on Christmas/Thanksgiving/Halloween/rich, white, heterosexual, Christian males.

His name is Dennis Kucinich.

Unless, of course, the only humans whose rights you cherish are rich, white, heterosexual, Christian males. Then Ron Paul’s your guy (and you’re a douche).

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