Superstantial

October 3rd, 2006 4:25 pm by Kelly Garbato



You Are Superman


Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.
And pretty cute too. No wonder you’re the most popular superhero ever!

Holy Jebus, it’s like they’re privy to my baby pics or something!

kids-say-0037

I killed a hooker.
She made a crack about me being faster than a speeding bullet
so I ripped her in half like a phonebook.

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Originally posted @ www.kellygarbato.com/blog/2006-10-03/
Filed under: Fluffy Stuff, Interactive — Kelly @ October 3, 2006 4:25 pm

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